Hi, I'm Sparky the Squirrel! I explain things and Engineer Darren checks the quotes. 🐿️
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Is your Solar, Heat Pump or Battery quote fair? A real UK Engineer checks it — free.

40+ years on Britain's safety-critical plants. Independent. Nobody can pay for a verdict.

Send a photo of your quote. I'll read it as a person, not a computer, and tell you in plain English what's good, what's missing and what to ask before you sign.

Darren Emery40+ years, Senior Project Instrument Engineer & Technical AuthorityNobody can pay for a verdict

Quote check · exampleAir source Heat Pump

Good: room-by-room heat loss included
Ask: what flow temperature are the costs based on?
Worry: running costs from a mild-day figure
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Fires involving Solar panels have more than doubled since 2022.

91 in 2022. 212 in 2025. That's from UK fire services' own records, gathered by the insurer QBE. Solar is safe. Bad installation isn't.

91Solar-related fires in 2022
212Solar-related fires in 2025
133%rise, 2022 to 2025
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🐿️ Sparky explains

Simple answers, one idea at a time. What's a Heat Pump? Can my house charge an EV? Sparky keeps it short and friendly — for families, and for anyone who'd rather skip the jargon.

Sparky never tells you what to buy, and he never judges a quote. That's Darren's job.

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🔧 The Engineer checks

The full working — the numbers, the physics, and exactly what to look for on a quote. Every sum shows its workings and the date it was checked.

"In my old world, nobody took a design figure on trust. We measured it."

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Why this exists

Most Homeowners are sold hardware before anyone explains the basics.

Our job is to slow the conversation down and give you the facts.

The government's own trial monitored Heat Pumps in real homes. 91.9% were running below their design figure — on average about 18% below. That's not because Heat Pumps don't work. It's because design, installation and settings get missed. That's exactly what an Engineer looks for.

Source: Energy Systems Catapult for DESNZ, Electrification of Heat report, December 2024. Dec 2024 report

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I take a limited number each week so every quote gets real attention.

You get a one-page report

Green, amber, red — and the questions to put back to your installer.

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Quote check — Air source Heat Pump

Example report · names and figures made up for illustration
Good: room-by-room heat loss calculation included.
Ask: what flow temperature is the running cost based on?
Ask: will weather compensation be set up and shown to you?
Worry: running costs quoted from a mild-day efficiency figure.
— Darren Emery, Engineer

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About

The Engineer behind the squirrel

I'm Darren Emery. I started in 1983 as an apprentice Instrument Artificer and spent the next 40-odd years in the hard end of British industry — refineries, power stations, petrochemicals, steelworks, pharmaceuticals, water and offshore. I finished as a Senior Project Instrument Engineer and Technical Authority on major safety-critical projects.

In that world, if a plant isn't doing what it was designed to do, that's a fault to be found — not an opinion. I bring the same discipline to Homeowners' quotes.

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M.Sc. · SIL Champion · DSEAR Champion · Hazard Studies Leader · Gas and Vapours (Ex01–Ex04) competency

"Small savings, big results. That's an Energy Acorn."

An Energy Acorn is what this site is about: a little bit of good advice now, and you're warmer and better off for years.

Got a quote in front of you? Don't sign yet.

Send it to me and I'll check it — as a person, not a computer — for free. A one-page report, green, amber, red, and the questions to ask your installer.
— Darren Emery, Engineer

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